Since tomorrow is a horrible day and there should be no lunches, breakfasts, brunch, snacks, treats, and run-on sentences, so if you have anything in there in the refrigerator in the kitchen in containers you want to keep from the K.S. Jaws of Justice, please take home tonight.

I will be cleaning the frig, "the fridge" and the frigerator out tomorrow about 2:00a.m. and everything will go. It WILL go. You think i can't eat that sonofabitch? watch me. i won't even take the door off. Just an FYI, atheists.

Also, thanks for helping in keeping the sink empty and the microwave cover clean. I WILL eat those too. Keep up the good work!

p.s. Please be sure to stick around for the One-Twenty Heat Index Face Smash Contest following the bake-off where we will polish off the leftovers in gelling our dehydrated gullets in the sun in the heat in the family fun corporate bleak of mankind. Go America!