I took my daughter to a birthday party at The Great Wolf Lodge in North KC. Have you seen this place? Holy crap. If you haven't, imagine Oceans of Fun if the Clampetts ran it. And it's inside of this log cabin/resort/theme hotel. It's, um, yeah — it's sumpin' else. The theme is only enhanced by the fact that within spitting distance you will find a NASCAR track and a Cabela's. Git 'er done!
posted by Dwardisimo Rex at 9:14 PM
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Yeah, they've got it all figured out, that's for sure. You can't gain access to their fun fests until you drop some major dough on one of their rooms. I'm fairly convinced that the parents of girl that invited us was an agent for resort. Here's their deal: they systematically get ever kid in America to fall in love with the place so they will bug the crap out of their parents about going back until they give in.
Their marketing strategy works and it's ruining my life. Beginning as we were leaving their parking lot, my children have asked every day for four months when we're going back. God damn you, Great Wolf Lodge!
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