History Lesson.
There is a movie coming out about Robert Ford. “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. Ford is known as “the guy who shot Jesse James.” And Edward O’Kelly is known as “the guy who shot the guy who shot Jesse James” — there’s even a book about him. Well, what a lot of people don’t know is that O’Kelly was shot to death by an Oklahoma City police officer named Joe Burnett. That makes Burnett “the guy who shot the guy who shot the guy that shot Jesse James.” LOL
posted by Dwardisimo Rex at 12:55 PM
6 Comments:
Are you making that up?!! Haha. So when does Burnett's movie come out? I might actually go see that one!
at 3 in the morning that was a most interesting observation...i have to ask though...how cool would it be to be the guy who shot the guy who shot the guy, well...you get it.
I am a direct descendant of Edward Kelly's. And as soon as I find a direct descendant of Joe Burnett's, I will exact my revenge with the ivory handled Colt Dragoon that I purchased on ebay which once belonged to Jesse James.
It's as if Jesse James, Bob Ford, Edward Kelly and Joe Burnett were all speeding toward a cliff in a Windstar minivan, when suddenly some sort of malevolent Supreme Being clapped the van between His enormous hands like a cube of divine Jell-O. The random trajectories into oblivion of all the parties become a very excellent metaphor for American frontier justice. Kshhhhh!
Oh my god! THANK YOU!! It's been literally the day from hell, and I can't even begin to tell you how necessary that clip was...
Are you fucking kidding me? I don't know shit about oahu vacant land. Is that a leper colony?
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