Look here, you little turd. You better stop launching your missiles or we’re gonna, um, get mad and sick the magnificent, American war machine on ya. Don’t get me wrong, while we all appreciate the diversion from the ongoing cluster in Iraqastan, you’re starting to act like this is a free world and that’s getting in the way of our plan to spread democracy.

I know, I know. You don't have the technology to even construct a missile that could reach U.S. soil, but it's Japan we're worried about. I mean, what kind of crazy country would dream of wielding a WMD against the Japanese?

Anyway... cut it out!